sometimes my cats wink at me and it makes me uncomfortable
no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
top 3 things about me
- fuckin raw
- super chill
- funky fresh
- rule breaker
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper