chickensandwich:

sometimes my cats wink at me and it makes me uncomfortable 

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”


“To judge a man by his weakest link or deed is like judging the power of the ocean by one wave.” 

“To judge a man by his weakest link or deed is like judging the power of the ocean by one wave.” 

hitterlick:

top 3 things about me

  • fuckin raw
  • super chill
  • funky fresh
  • rule breaker

waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper